Man Member Miracle Grow

It's quite amazing how much of Spam is the age-old pitch to men about getting a larger penis, overcoming impotency, and giving a woman pleasure. As much as it is easy to laugh at these ads, I think on a deep primitive level, men DO want a big penis, as if it was/is an extension of their sense of manliness, power, strength, masculine identity. Of course it's just an appendage, an organ of reproduction, a funny looking ant eater of a thing, yet, without it, a man is rather lost. If it's small and doesn't work, where does it leave him? Who am I without a decent-sized, regularly functioning love wand?

I love how the Spam ads make the pitch: one tells me I can GROW my penis, as if it were some potted plant just in need of a little miracle grow. O, dear oh me oh, were it that easy! The other ad tells me the wonders of the "penis patch" as if I were trying to kick a smoking habit. Slap a patch on that bad boy and watch him grow! Woohooo! I imagine a lot of those patches are sold, alas.

But the real question a man must ask himself, if you could grow your penis with a patch, how much would you grow it? At what point does it become too big? These are serious questions and must be given much thought.