Confessions of a White Trash Junky: Jessica Lynch is Hot

I admit it. I'm coming clean before God and Country: I have a thing for white trash American Imperialism poster girl Jessica Lynch. Maybe it's her pale skin and slightly goofy cute face, her awkward skinniness, or maybe it's classic midwest bangs perched perfectly over her translucent forehead. She's just too cute! She's not a beauty, she's wirey, she wears Walmart fashions and she doesn't seem super educated. But she seems clean, honest, sincere, and strangely hot, in a pure white trash kind of way. She'd probably rock your socks off.

(This is to find out if anyone is really reading PaddyBoy Blog. I'd rather bring J Lynch home to meet to folks than this decadent gal: Peaches.)