Wednesday, September 25, 2002

Apparently the makes the of Bumfights videos got arrested. Yes, there is a God, there is cosmic justice.

I was getting a haircut one day in a barbershop, and you know how barbershops are pretty masculine, pretty macho, and they were showing this video, which is a series of rough cut video clips of them paying bums and crack heads to fight for the camera. And, they also show fights from people who sent in video clips. People smashing each other, men smacking women to a pulp, big guys pummeling little guys, blood, heads rammed into trucks, teeth knocked out, faces slammed into cement, the whole works. Juicy, top notch work. And to top it off, they have random clips of this hot model taking her clothes off in betwen the violence. Such brilliant intercutting of flesh with flesh.

Are we not men? We are DEVO, D-E-V-O.
(De-evolution, baby, better get used to it. Do not underestimate man's pleasure and desire to destroy, particulary other humans. Heck, you don't even need a God to justify that. It just needs to be cool.)

Barber:
"Huh huh huh, it's so cool dude, check it out, those are real bums fighting. Real fights, cool. There's like, a lot of blood and shit."

Clients sitting waiting for a hair cut:
"Yeah, huh huh, cool, dude, shit, check that out."

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