Mamophobia

Mamophobia is a relatively new phobia, which has been discovered to afflict most TV viewing Americans. Mamophobia is marked by an intense fear and revulsion of seeing a natural human breast, on TV especially. A real live breast doesn't seem to cause the reaction, but if seen on TV, then the person suffering from Mamophobia will exhibit the following behaviors: loud, self righteous declarations about the moral decline of our country; indignant posturing about national media standards and the "liberal" media; shaking and warmness of fingers and other extremities; headaches. Interestingly, those who suffer from Mamophobia show a high tolerance for TV violence, and are completely calm and relaxed while watching violent sporting events, graphically violent TV news shows, and also show an interest in pre-adolescent humor (as seen in many TV ads).