lowercase spellings in the digital age

could there be anyting more pretentious than some tech geek or email dork writing without using capitalizations? i mean, is this supposed to be cool? does it mean i'm edgy, non-conformist, super high tech? i think it's like a little kid who thinks it's cool when he discovers he can blow bubbles in his milk using a straw. perhaps the only thing more annoying is the dreaded, forwarded joke email, which is really just another form of spam. you get an email full of dumbass jokes from someone you haven't heard from in months, and they don't even say hi. they rather take two entire seconds out of their busy day to click a button and send you something they didn't write.

people who don't use caps in their emails or forward dumbass joke emails should forced to wear nipple shields.